markiplier:

shoxie:

markiplier is pewdiepie for people who think they’re above pewdiepie

sounds about right

martziplier98:

shcrtiplier:

the-markiblog:

pewdie:

I recently shared a sweet post from the mother of a fan who got to meet me through make-a-wish foundation. 

Make-a-wish is a wonderful charity and I’ve done a few of these before, but I never share them because I don’t want people to think I just do it for attention. 

I thought I’d share the post because it was very sweet and since I didn’t write the post or took any of the pictures - I thought it would be ok. 

I’m just really fucking disappointed to see some of my fans commenting on the post; making fun of the clearly disabled fan - Drawing resemblances to a horse, etc.

It frustrates the hell out of me because it’s not my post so I cant delete these stupid, horrible, idiotic comments. 

Just want to say, I don’t approve of this for a second. I’ve blocked these people INCLUDING EVERYONE who liked their posts.

I dont want fans like these.

Please do send the family and awesome bro Daisy some love and support!

The post can be found here: https://www.facebook.com/PewDiePie/posts/1181428815223339

Reblogging again for the gifs.

Me too!

septicsalad:

daeneryaastargaryen:

strawberryshortcakekitten:

Bro: You can’t say you’re pan if you’ve only dated cis-boys Jess..

Me: Then you can’t say you’re straight since you’ve never had a girlfriend

Bro: touche…

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Bro: so you like girls?

Me: yep

Bro: so youre gonna get a girlfriend?

Me: maybe

Bro: NOW I GOTTA COMPETE AGAINST YOU TOO?? 

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Bro: wanna bet on who kisses a girl first?

Me: sure… $10?

Bro: okay

Me: sweet…cough up the money because i already kissed three

Bro: WHAT?? WHO?? you whore…No but seriously who because we only have like 2 lesbians in our school….

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Bro: I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HEAR ONE MORE PUN ABOUT YOU AND KITCHENWEAR IM KILLING YOU

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Brothers friend: so your sister is pan?

Bro: yeah?

Friend: what’s that?

Bro: basically she’ll date anyone

Friend: think she’ll date me?

Bro: ew no, dude she has standered still..

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Bro: so…how was narnia?

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Mother: i dont want you going to (insert friend)’s house because you’re pan and they are too

Bro: shes 18 mom AND you had no problem with it before jess was out

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: and they’re both girls so its not like even if something DID happen she wouldn’t get pregnant or anything

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: just let her hang out with the one friend she still has

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Bro: *is complaning about something* Thats so ga- OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY IT SLIPPED

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Bro: *shows me a picture of a girl* do you think shes hot?

Me: ew no

Bro: I AM TRYING TO GET YOU A GIRLFRIEND STOP BEING PICKY WOMAN WE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE THERE ARENT THAT MANY OPTIONS 

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Me: *is complaining to my brother about this dude on campus* -anyways hes so not my type

Mother: but youre pan and ‘youre attracted to everyone regardless of gender’ so you dont have a type

Bro: thats like saying because i’m straight i like every girl mom…she can be pan and have types you limp lettuce

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Bro: do you think grandma will freak out when she finds out you’re queer?

Me: hopefully

Bro: sweet…..can i tell her??

Me: no?

Bro: dammit…

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Bro: *is playing COD online in his room* Guys seriously stop saying the F slur

Bro: Seriously i dont care about your kill streak, i will shoot you

Bro: NO SCOPE! I warned you!

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Bro: you know what my favorite part of you being pan is?

Me: what?

Bro: you’re no longer grandmas favorite…now i get all the money/food

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Bro: aw fuck

Me: what?

Bro: what if you get a girlfriend one day and she breaks your heart? i can’t punch a girl! 

Me: no thats okay-

Bro: HOW WILL I DEFEND YOUR HONOR???

This is so sweet actually

This made me really happy?????

markisepticeye:

markiplier-reaction-posts:

Water. Earth. Fire. Air.

Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Markimoo sassed.

Only pewdiepie, the master of all that is sass could stop him. But when Tumblr needed him most, he vanished. A 100 years past and the Markiplites and I discovered the NEW sass master, the sass King named Jacksepticeye. Although his sass skills are great, he is a lot to learn before he can sass anyone. But I believe JACK CAN SASS THE WORLD

free-a-boo-boo:

Reblog or Like if you post these stuff:

- Gugure Kokkuri-san
- Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun
- Five Nights at Freddy’s
- Free!
- Ouran Host Club
- Orenchi No Furo
- Ookami Shoujo To Kuro
- Ao Haru Ride
- Amnesia
- Black Butler
- Love Stage
- My Little Monster
- Voltage Inc. Games
- Big Hero 6
- Gravity Falls
- Pokemon
- 3DS Games
- Otome Games
- Youtubers (Especially Pewdiepie, Markiplier, Etc.)

Should be active and imma check out your account ;)